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"The Ceramic Uncertainty was the most fun I ever had reading about a plant." -Jay is Games

Version 1.2 (4/21/2019) is live!

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An adventure full of curious mysteries and bizarre life commentary!

-40,000+ words! According to Wikipedia that's the minimum qualifications to consider a body of text a novel!

-80+ unique plot resolutions.

-An underlying theme across hundreds of choices and dozens of drastically differing decision trees.

-Runs in your web browser of choice (PC & limited mobile support).*

-It was written by one person in less than a year!

*this is the intended way for the game to work. If you are having issues running the game in any form, contact us IMMEDIATELY!

Play without downloading ANYTHING in your browser at Philome.la

Rated 5.0 out of 5 stars
GenreAdventure, Interactive Fiction
Made withTwine
TagsComedy, cyoa, Horror, Multiple Endings, plants, Sci-fi, Story Rich, Text based, Twine
Average sessionA few minutes
InputsMouse, Smartphone


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The Ceramic Uncertainty Version 1_2.html 540 kB

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Hello! I loved your game, the story was just awesome and the humour is just so damn good! I made a let's play of your game here~

What a delightful let's play, and CONGRATULATIONS on being the first to do so! Thank you so much for sharing, glad you enjoyed it despite our in-game meta bickering ;) 

I'll be spreading the word and forward this on social media. Cheers!!


Huzzah! I'm glad I could be the first but hopefully not the last as everybody needs to experience that level of bickering for themselves! I saw your lovely tweet so thank you for that! :D

That was entertaining stuff, neat job!